A New Proposal:

Tu Pudine ki Chatni,
main Paneer Tikka.
Ban
ja meri RAKHI SAWANT
aur main tera MIKA..!!

Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko
pata tha wo jarur ayegi..
par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise

mey wo apna Husband saath layegi!

Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa
Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali
Surat Di Bholi Bhali
Mizaaz
Diya Cool
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!

Mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, mera dil hain titanic ship
nahin, 

sirf ek ke liye jagah hain, 
hazaroon ke liye
nahin!

Exam shuru hote hi tension ka sama hota hai,
ashi masoom
mein hi to pyarr jawa hota hai,
likh nahi pate hai paper pe
kuch bhi,
yeh fashana to marksheet pe bayan hota hai.

Girl's excuses:
Phone mat kiya karo dear,
mom hoti hai
near,
papa se lagta hai fear,
baat nahin hoti hai
clear
Isliye SMS kiya  karo dear
without fear n very clear

Payal chhankati ayee thi?..
Payal chhankati chali
gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake
chali gayee...

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba.. 
Usne kaha Paise Dikha. 
Maine
Kaha-Paise Nahi 
Usne kaha Kaise Nahi 
Maine Kaha Mehangayi
Hai.. 
Usne Kaha--"Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai"!!

"Please try to understand me.......don't disturb me
more.........Leave me alone...U know last night I
didn't
sleep thinking of U...
So don't
play with my
LIFE....", Sardar tells to MOSQUITO

? its funny when people discuss over love marriage and
arranged marriage it is like asking a person if he would
like to hang himself or shoot himself. ?