When I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex,
Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people
like you: NO SEX.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours
belongs in the zoo!!!

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes
marriages unhappy.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Speaking Italian
is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when
ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel
bad…  and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in
july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… 
But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are
my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs. 

Our kind
of friendship is like love without wings!