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500 bander k jarurat hai

Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,
499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.
So when u get the msg u get ready
& go there 2 fulfill the need.

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!

GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe

Don ka message

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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.

Dost me aap jaisa…

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

Every second god remembers U

Every second god remembers U.
Every minute god blesses U.
Every hour god cares U.
Because every day I pray to him,
“Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena.”

Gobi ke phool

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.

Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

Hey! thats me

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

I am coke you are sprite..

Promise me we are true friends:
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!

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