Q: Who should be the latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket
Team?

Ans: Wisper Ultra, coz the team is undergoing its
worst period!

Suggest an english word for 
'apne kiye par pani pher dena'


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F-L-U-S-H

Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai? 
Laloo: Chal Bhaag
mujhe nahi pata 
Beta: Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Behen hain..!

How do u define Table Tennis?
Room ke andar,
table ke
upar,
bulb ke neeche 
de taka-tak, 
le taka-tak.

Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney
laga

Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?

Ladka: Dekha hai
par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.

Prostitute left her profession  
and goes 2 a school 4 a
job, 

Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.

Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY

Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: 
Piyo glass full
doodh, wonderful doodh.

Jeeto touched his penis and said:

Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!

Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS 
to majanu ne khai
MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to 
laila ko
utarna hoga pura DRESS 
bole to ekdam FRESH!!

Machis aur Sex, donon mein 
friction hota hi hai. 
Bas, ek
mein aag lagata hai, 
dusre mein aag buzata hai, 
par
friction donon mein hota hai.

Husband: Darling good night

Wife Aise kasie good
night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar
fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good
night!