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Agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
Agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & 
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR  under their
Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much? girl: 500
Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or
Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or bachon ko aaj
kal tv
se door rakhain kyun ke "MUSHARRAF" kisi bhi waqt vardi utar sakta
hai
Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi
Waqat badalta  hai zindagi k sath , 
Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath ,
Mohabbat nahi badalti apnok sath ,
Bus apne badal jatay
hain Waqt k sath.
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga arz kia
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
arz kia hai
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
Main to maulvi Abdul Aziz hun,
"Burkhey" main nikal jaunga :D
Arz kia hai: Aag lagi huwi thi... Justice ki
Arz kia hai:
Aag lagi huwi thi...
Justice ki Phati hui thi,
Altaf ki hati hui thi..
Tumhe kya pata ay mere dost,,
Mother day par karachi ki apni hi maa chudi hui thi.
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Some men change their party for the sake of their
Some men change their party for the sake of their
principles; 
others their principles for the sake of their party.
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