Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer
is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The
teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into your head the night
before?

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and
diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control
of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. 

Kenneth H. Cooper

My nights are going sleepless, 

my days are going
useless. 

So I asked GOD, "is this love?". 

GOD
replied, "no dear, result is near

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a
career in anything other than football but I didn't do
too badly in my final exams and there were a few
business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny
Cunningham

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Chund lamhon mein
exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh
lo…

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the 

jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the , 

utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,

Toh har
exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,

Pass hote toh thik
hai,

Varna insurance claim karva lete…

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me -
Woody Allen

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin