Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life
sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin;
after
the sweet music is over, the strings are
attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is
an institution in which a man loses
his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her
Masters.

Marriage is a thing
which puts a
ring on a woman's finger and two under the
man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just
another word
for a work permit.

Marriage is
not just a having a
wife, but also worries inherited
forever.

Marriage
requires a man to prepare
4 types of "rings":
*
The Engagement Ring
*
The Wedding Ring
* The
Suffe-Ring
* The
Endu-Ring

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to actually prove it.

Why dogs don't marry? 

A: Because they are already
leading a dog's life!

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not

the
only element of life.

We should also know horror,

terror, suspense, irony,

stupidity & tragedy
of LIFE.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when
a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying? -

Well, it's the same urge that makes
dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

What is Marriage?

Ans:

1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji
lalchaye raha Na Jaye.

2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa
Nikal de.

3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT
PUCHNA…..

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My
marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she
doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far
better than worse.