Husband:if i Die will u ReMarry?? 
wife:no'i will
stay with my sister... 
Wife:if i Die will u
Re-marry???
Hus:i'll also stay with ur SISTER

Wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the
problem disappears. 

Wife: You see, how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes,

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: Main paagal ho
jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my
choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is
passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is
fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat
futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife i

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…

&

the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Never expect things to happen..

struggle and make them
happen.

never expect yourself to be given a good
value

create a value of your own.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It
means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot
For Ever

A beggar- ';Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch
rupya de de..

"Husband said 2 his wife- De de,
tujhe

sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai