You must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then
again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Y is puppy greater than dog? 

Coz it could wriggle out
of the spot where its father got stuck!!

Y do women with large breasts have small waists? 

Because nothin grows under the shade

Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex
& mystery. 

Winning essay: Oh my god, I am
pregnant, I wonder who did it!

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums
once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt
cum every1s in trouble!

Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses
discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf! 

Moral:
Higher u go smaller ur balls become!

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u
can?t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when
u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies
& clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines &
legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ?coz
it HURTS!

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye. 

Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo. 

Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon
ya doodh ke saath. 

Doc: Kele ke saath