What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen
i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not
flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist.

The fact that there are 'intelligent'
extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they
did not contact us yet.

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on
foot and coming home by bike.

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil
hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money
& even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose
is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why
would I take the risk?"