You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would
you make things difficult?

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and
heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

Why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i
remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my
choice its my hearts.

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for
months!

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing
is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not
have to go to school!

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there..
lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start
because the monkey is reading this text

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN
ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT
DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if
they were not there.

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't
slept yet.