Santa was riding on a horse,

                    He jumped the red light & a
cop whistles'

                    Santa lifts the tail of horse
& says,

                    "Le Karle Number Note

 A Chini was in hspital. 

                    SANTA went to meet him. 

                    Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU
CHA" & died.

                    SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning,
that was-KUTTE OXYGN K 
                    PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Titanic doob raha tha.

                    1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni
dur hai.

                    Santa- 2kms.

                    Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis
taraf.

                    Santa-NEECHE.........

Santa (reading from book of facts):

                    "Do you know that every time I
breathe a man dies?"

                    Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth
wash?

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.

                    The shop owner gave him the flag.

                    Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur
colour dikhayiye.;)

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam 
                    kiya or karta hi gya.

                    Santa: He done his work and done dana
dan done dana dan...

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits

                    a boundary.

                    Banta: Kya Goal mara.

                    Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof,
Goal is mein nahin 
                    cricket mein hota hai

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha 

                    Sambha: Ji Sardar 

                    Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?

                    Sambha: Do Sardar

                    Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne
hotey hain?

                    Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.


                    Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?

                    Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai

                    Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?

                    Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata 

                    Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi
atey?

                    Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai,
kyonki Do ek se bada 
                    hai.

                    Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada
hai? 

                    Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?

                    Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek
ek se kitna bada hai?

                    Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak
khaya hai, mujhe goli 
                    mardo par mera dimag to na khao.

An astronomer was watching

                    the sky from his telescope

                    Santa Singh was observing him,

                    Suddenly a star falls, 

                    seeing that Santa Singh shouted,

                    "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon

                    next year. Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - 
                    OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 -
Sports Persons 5 - 
                    Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians and 
                    if possible 1 - Astronaut.