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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient:
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio 

Patient:
Doctor sb, dhoodh tu 
main khoob peeta hoon per 
woh
dabaanay nahee dayte!
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.

Ist woman: manne
chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle
chat phir ragdo!!
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka
Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN
Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri 
biwi
ki tarah karogi toh

Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for 
his daughter, working at a
call centre

Wanted a suitable match for 
Chandigarh's
highest paid call girl.
Beta kya kaam karte ho? Ji samaj seva karta
Beta kya kaam karte ho?

"Ji samaj seva karta
Hoon."

Matlab?

"Gire huve ko uthata hoon, 
Bichade huye ko
Milata hoon"

Woh Kaise?

"Bra banata hoon."
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. tum mein aur
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. 
"tum mein aur mujh
mein kya fark hai?"

Insaan bola 
"Tum daal par uchhalte
ho.. 
hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night - Kaisa
Common dialogue on Exams & 
1st wedding night - 

"
Kaisa Hua" ?? 
"Acha hua, thoda bada tha, 
thoda chooth
gaya, 
aata tha par theek se hua nahi!
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur Thakur : Lele
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur

Thakur : Lele
Bhenchod, lekin subah 
8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!
Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs kissing k
Chota SEX-RECHARGE

Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs
kissing k
sath balling -50Rs
Full game -199Rs

kya soch raha hai?

kutta mahenga pad jayega
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