Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai.

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE
1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE
LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.

Ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta
hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane
rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta
hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir
mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga,
janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek
nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel
banaunga aur chidi marunga.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

Ek sardar doctor k pass gaya or bola
kee ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
sardar:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
sardar: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!