A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 
                    1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI

                    BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE
10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE 
                    PURSE LE AA

Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya 
                    pind(village) ki..

                    Banta. Pind ki.

                    Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed
Tumhary hai :-d

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa 
                    swad hai.

                    Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan!
Na jane inhone 
                    kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

Ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta 
                    hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch
saal pagal khane 
                    rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai.
doctor uss se poochta 
                    hai ke ab kya karoge ?

                    santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke
shaadi karunga, phir 
                    mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska
janamdin manaunga, 
                    janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift
milenge. gift mein ek 
                    nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se
elastic nikalunga,gulel 
                    banaunga aur chidi marunga.

Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere,

                    j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j
tu dasde ki kidhe 
                    ne tan oh murgi v teri.

                    Santa: Koi hint?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

                    Santa: Hai.

                    Frog: Nahin hai.

                    Santa: Hai.

                    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into
the well.

                    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat
thi.?

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti

                    hai, koi upay batao.

                    Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu
kyun banta?

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade 
                    ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4
tapusian maar ke dikha 
                    deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa 
                    naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani
dal.

                    Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.

                    Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki
devan?

                    Banta: Gold ring de de.

                    Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

                    Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.