3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh
raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh
raha hai.

 Subha Uthhkar 3 kam kiya karo..
1) Ishwar ko yaad karo taki TUM ji sako.

2) Mujhe SMS karo taki Main ji saku.

3) Nahaa liya karo taki sab ji sake.

 Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar
tha,

Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar
hai.

 Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya

Sath mein tera khushbhu laya

Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya

Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

 Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,

Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.

Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.

Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko
mile!!!

 Hum dua karte hain khuda se,

Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

 Aap ki chal mor jaisi,

Aawaz koyal jaisi,

Diamag lomdi jaisa,

Gussa sher jaisa,

Eyes hiran jaisi,

Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisai be hoti

 Year sms charges:
1995 - 5Rs

-

-

1996 - 4Rs

-

-

1997 -3Rs

-

-

2000 - 2Rs

-

-

2003 - 1Re

-

-

2006 - 50Ps

-

-

2008 - Free
Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya,

Tab karoge jab msg karne ke paise milenge?

 Name:Don

Bapu:Gangster

Bhai:Munna Bhai

Add:36 china Town

Guru:Bluff Master

Dushman: Sarkar

Khoon: Ab tak 56

Sms bhejo warna 57!!

 Abay khajoor…

Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….

Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…

Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…

(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).