Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day,
mujhey barbaad ker day,

meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

 Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

 Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein
hospital

ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery
Free” hai.

 Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar
road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… 
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada
ho.

 Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar
electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?

Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V
dekhna padta…

 SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai,
kya dun?

2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?

2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

 Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath
le kar gaya.

Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper
leak ho gaya.

 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola

Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.

 Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

Sardar2: To kya hua

Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha

Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

 Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?

Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he