Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se
rote-rote naina thak
jayenge.
Pyar karna hamesha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan
ho jayenge..!!

Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi
Ronak ho Nerolac Paint
jaisi
Mehak ho Axe jaisi,Tazgi ho colgate jaisi
aur aap
tension free rahe Huggies jaise!

Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo 
aap jaisa dost aur na
banaye, 
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, 
Kahin wo
bhi common na ho jaye

Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, 
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi
Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, 
Najane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, 
Saamne Khade
Ho,Aur Sing Hila Rahe Ho!!

Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, 
kuch narm sa,Kuch
namkin sa,Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla!!

Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai
Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya
hai
Itna khush mat ho! Isiliye kyunki 
Market mein aur koi
choice hee nahi thi!

Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Laaga chunari mein
daag chupaon kaise,
Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho.. 
Surf Excel
hai na!!

Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi
seema
par dil majboor hai..
kyunki.. sabki pasand Nirma!!

Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, 
Har Gali Har
Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, 

Upar Likha hai Most
Wanted
Aur Niche Paanch Hazar Rupaye Ka Inaam Hai.

KASH...

INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA,
TOH PAKISTAN SE
BANGLADESH NA ALAG HOTA...

AUR..

INDIA BANGLADESH KA MATCH
NA HOTA,
AUR INDIA KA MUH KAALA NA HOTA...