Suna hi ki... aap ki 1 smile par log marthe hain. So keep
smiling 2 reduce population . Gud evening..

Suna hai,kisi ko Good Morning Kaho to unki Subah Achhi hoti
hai, par humne ye mehsus kiya ki Good Morning apko kahe to
Din hamara Achha hota hai.. 

Gud Morning

Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-


"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko
jane kyu diya!?!!"

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call
Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat
Padhna..-

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Jo
Kaam Mana Karo,

bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

Sabse loving kaun: TUM,

sabse sweet kaun: TUM,

sabse cute kaun: TUM,

in sab me TUM se zyada kaun:
HUM

lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

Rat hahot ho chuki hai... 

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keypad dabane se subha nahi hogi. Chup chap sojao. 

gn

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Zaindagi ki
shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti

hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,

Aansu teri
palkon pe kabhi aaye na,

Poora ho tera har khwab aur
jo poora na ho

Woh khawab kabhi aaye na

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,

Main jalta hoon to tu
kyon pighalti hai?

Mombati boli,

Jisko dil mein
jaga di,

woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

Mana hum aapke dosto mein shamil nahi, 

maana aapki
mohabbat hume hasil nahi, 

itni berukhi kis baat ki
yaar , 

kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi.