Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi
baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk
jaatay

to acha model mil jata.:p

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye 

Shaadi ke baad -
Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye 

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge 

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi
Ho Jayenge 

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi 

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi 

Shaadi ke pehle - Ma

Ram: "My wife has the worst memory". 

Shyam: "Does she
forget everything?" 

Ram: "No, She remembers
everything".

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere
pichhe! 

Patni: kehdi film si? 

Pati: Apne vyah
di movie si!

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO
KI DASI.

Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo
hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke
bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece
is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jai
si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same
hai.

Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo
pee rahi hai!

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?

Takee vo marne ke baad
agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to
homely feel kare...